Our Next Event; (Event name, date, loaction, anything else you want to say).
(Address)
Table Building Information:

Welcome To Living History's
Mysteries With Drew Elsworth!
The One, The Only, DREW ELSWORTH!
The One, The Only, DREW ELSWORTH!
I can make as many columns as I want;I can even make them stretch around each other to some degree, like this one should if I get a good (big) enough character count, which is why there's all this pointeless shit filler.
But it's stil TBD.

#F9F9F9
Table header

#F9F9F9
Table header

#CEF2E0
Green header		#F5FFFA
Green body
#CEDFF2
Blue header		#F5FAFF
Blue body
#F0E68C
Khaki (special purpose field)

If I can get me the color code, I can
make them whatever color you want.
I can even highlight text (highlighting headers
requires a certain pattern though). Some highlighting colors are easier than others but all colors are just a code, and I can make it happen.

 What I can't so is L-shaped cells; You can do that in Word, Word Perfect, etc. but not in html. I don't know why. I tried once about 15-ish years ago.
This is what I can't do:
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!
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